Frequently Asked Questions

We made a quick 10 question test to see how you rank on our Wonkapotamus scale.
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The Medical Disclaimer:
#NotADoctor #NotMedicalAdvice
#NotADiagnosisOfAnyKind
#InformalAttributes
#AutismSpectrumDisorder
#ADHD #AuDHD
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Scoring Matrix - Add up your Score:
Yes = 1 point
Sometimes = 0.5 points
No = 0 points
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1. Masking: You hide your quirks to avoid standing out. (Are you masking while taking this test?)
2. Social Anxiety: Fear of social interactions and are worried about how you are being perceived or judged.
3. Procrastination/Time blindness: Want to get things done, but just can't? Executive Dysfunction? You need deadline dopamine to get things done.
4. Stimming: Sensory seeking activities - fidgeting, hand/arm flapping, clicking
   or snapping fingers, varies a lot and can build up in intensity.
5. Hyper or Hypo-Sensitivity: You avoid or seek strong stimulation (sight,sound, touch, etc). Ex. You dislike loud environments you can't control, or you need to fill your ears with your own music to concentrate on a task.
6. Social Battery: You have a limited time frame for socialization, before you become overwhelmed and need to recharge alone.
7. Routine Driven: Deviation from your routine upsets you.
8. Demand Avoidant: Requests need to be on your own terms or you don't want to do it.
9. Echolalia/Verbal Stimming: You repeat things over and over verbally, or in your mind. This could be a phrase, word, song, or anything that your brain gets hooked on repeat.
10. Over-Thinking/Spontaneously React: You think of every possibility and outcome, often arriving at decision paralysis. Alternatively you react so quickly you don't even have the chance to consider the consequences.

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The Results section:

2 or less: You are probably neurotypical, but we still love you. You are a Wonkapotamus-lite in our book.

2.5-5: You are a certified Wonkapotamus. School was probably a challenging environment for you. Dissociation is your happy place.

5.5-7.5: You are among the Wonkapotamus elite, a Captain Particular. You ride around on the Stimmy Train when nobody is looking (walk forward using very fast tiny steps and make "powering up sounds").

8-10: Congratulations! You are a ferocious Wonkapotamus Rex! May all your wonky tendencies strike fear and bewilderment into the hearts of neurotypical people. T-Rex arms, can't make a phone call, ordering things in person is anxiety inducing, and you burnout easily. Wonky Rex is your mascot.

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For everyone that took the test: We appreciate your time, and hope it was insightful and entertaining. We understand how these struggles can affect your life, but please know that you are not alone, and our goal is to spread awareness that some of us need more accommodations, and that is okay to be yourself.

Go forth and embrace your wonky-side!

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2. Everything purchased through our shop is made to order, and all of the products we offer were selected with extensive research + personal sampling from our team.
3. We chose Print-On-Demand to be more sustainable and eco-friendly.
4. Please allow more time for your items to arrive than you normally would expect.

1. Products are made to order!
2. Please pay close attention to our sizing recommendations for each product.
3. Size guides are included with each product. Please use those and our recommendations on how they fit/feel before ordering.
4. You can reach out if you need more assistance with making a size/style determination.
5. We sell 2 Adult-size T-Shirt styles: A lightweight fitted shirt and a contoured women's fit.

1. We only ship to customers located in the United States at this time. We will expand to international customers in the future.
2. It generally takes 1-3 business days to process your order and then 2-5 days for shipping and delivery. Some products may have a longer production times.
3. Orders with various different product types may be sent in separate packages and arrive at different times.
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5. Holidays and busy shopping seasons may affect production and shipping times.

1. If you have any issues with your order, please reach out as soon as possible. Once things have gone into production, they generally cannot be recalled, and will be created/shipped to you.
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4. In the event something isn't working out, we reserve our right to not process the order. We will provide you with a refund for your purchase.

1. All of our products are made-to-order and unique to you. At this time we cannot accept returns or exchanges. Please verify correct size, color, and style before making your purchase.
2. Replacement or Refund requests must be made within 30 days of delivery date.
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4. If you have any concerns, we wish to help you out! You can message us at contact@wonkapotamus.com

If you have any concerns, you can message us at contact@wonkapotamus.com